What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

What do you think of Hegseth calling The Atlantic journalist Jeffrey Goldberg, "a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes” after team Trump texted him their top-secret war plans on Yemen?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Which movies have the best endings?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What options are available for obtaining prescribed medicine if you are in therapy, do not have insurance, but need them for functioning well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

What do you think will be the biggest factor in determining whether Daniel Penny was justified in believing that Jordan Neely had posed a deadly threat in the manslaughter trial?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What makes you feel guilty the most?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…